Overheard

At the class officer election assembly, the following questions were asked and the following answers were given.

Q: If you had to be a breakfast cereal, what would you be and why?
A: Captain Crunch.  Because he drives a sick boat!  Hello?  He's a pirate!

Pirate Crunch??

Q: If you had to be an animal, what would you be and why?
A: A flamingo, because I've always wanted to be a flamingo dancer!

Flamingo

Flamenco Dancer

Flamingo Dancer???

To be fair, these kids were being asked questions on the spot.  Still these were just too funny not to share!